Did I say minions?
I think I meant assistants. Yes, that’s better. An assistant is incredibly helpful when you are a working millionaire running a company, flying to the four corners of the world and attending all the functions for the non-profits you donate money to, and, of course, keeping track of your many dates. A good assistant is completely necessary.
Plus, is a good romance hero really supposed to type up his own notes or make his own phone calls? Having someone to filter the various people putting demands on your life is an incredibly important part of making sure you remain a little mysterious.
And how many heroes wind up dating their secretary? No time to go out and find the perfect date? Just hire someone.
All that said, if the romance hero isn’t looking for minions, I am most certainly taking applications.
What would you use your
minion assistant for?